Due to this pandemic and all the things that are going on in the USA with the presidential election and the #BlackLivesMatter movement…

The EU decided that they want some social media coverage as well and they were a figure out how can they do that, get more media coverage.

So the “big shots” gathered in Brusells and made a decision that they will send a man to Mars and prove that big things can happen in the EU even during a pandemic.

So there were 3 candidates.

The first one, German, said “I will fly to Mars for 1 million euros”

The commission asks Why 1 million?

He replies “Well nobody can guarantee that I will survive so in case I die the 1 million will go to my wife and kids.

The second one, French, said “I’m ready to fly but for 2 million!”

The commission asked him “Why 2 million?”

He replies “Well there is no promise I will survive and if I don’t give one million to my wife and one to my lover”

The third one, a Balkan boy who was also an entrepreneur, said ” I will also travel but for 3 million!”

The commission said “3 million? Are you insane? We already have two candidates that are cheaper! Please explain why do you want 3 million?”

The Balkan boy said:
“Its very simple”
The first million I will give to you so that you can ensure that the job is mine!
Second million I will take for myself
The third million I will give to German so that he takes flight for me!” 😀

This is by far the best joke out there and just explains how business is done in the Balkans and how our people see opportunity in everything 😀

Which one would you send to Mars? 😀

Darko Bilandžić
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